Oct 19 2014

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Do more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wife: 11:41 P.M.

Oct 11 2014

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Oh. Dear. Sweet. Jesus. Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Holy fuck
Wife - 11:35 P.M.
Tagged with:  #sleep talking  #wife  #humour  #jesus  #fuck  #shit

Aug 28 2014
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Did you do it?! What up bitches!
Wife - 12:07 A.M.

Jan 17 2014
Wife: HEY!
Me: Hi!
Wife: Touch your... Touch your toes!

Nov 18 2013
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She would… She would… She would have… Yup. Yup. She would have… Yup. Yup. She would have said something. Yup. Umm she would have said something about my shoulder. Yup. About finishing my shoulder
Wife 10:48 P.M.

Nov 01 2013
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WHERE ARE THEY?!
Wife - 11:28 PM
Tagged with:  #wife  #sleep talking  #funny  #wtf  #batman  #WHERARTHEY

Oct 21 2013
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He has to go first. Because he has to go first. He said he has to go first. Mhmm
Wife - 12:00 AM
Tagged with:  #wife  #sleep-talking  #funny  #mhmm  #attitude  #said so

Oct 03 2013
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Dooon’t! Pl…p..p…please!
Wife - 10:51 P.M.

Sep 26 2013
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Get some… Get some… COME GET SOME! Yeah! Yeah! Get it! Get it!
Wife - 12:56 AM

Aug 25 2013

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God…oh god.. Jesus fucking ch… Please, please, please, no, no, no, no, no…
Wife - 12:15 AM

Jul 17 2013
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Just because…No! Just because it’s a dinosaur, doesn’t mean it’s a big dinosaur
Wife - 12:45 A.M.

Jul 10 2013

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Oh shit oh shit oh shit. Fuck you, you fucking cow
Wife - 12:16 A.M.
Tagged with:  #wife  #slepp talking  #funny  #fuck  #shit  #cows

Jul 02 2013

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Mang, mang, mang, mang. You… Are the shittiest police
Wife - 11:38 PM
Tagged with:  #wife  #sleep talking  #funny  #fuck  #police  #mang

Jun 27 2013
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Elephants and quarters

Wife: What?
Me: wha?
Wife: is that!...is that the elephant?!
Me: ...
Wife: what...what about the quarter?!
Me: the what?
Wife: The quarter! Is that the quarter?!
Tagged with:  #wife  #sleep talking  #funny  #elephants  #quarter

Jun 17 2013
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Greetings!

Wife: huh? Hi?
Me: hi.
Wife: who is it?
Me: it's ... It's me?
Wife: oh. Hi.
Me: uh... Hi.
Tagged with:  #wife  #sleep talking  #humour  #hi  #hello?

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